10.25.09

Happy Birthday Baby

Posted in Static at 8:43 pm by sexretarylady

Happy Birthday Baby

Two years ago yesterday, the Digital Scene was born.  I wasn’t in the picture back then. Two years ago yesterday, I had just come back to Baltimore after a not-so-tragic breakup, but was seeking solace in lots of home-cooked Jewish food anyways (courtesy of D).

One year ago yesterday, Kid invited me to make an appearance on The Scene. Oddly enough, I have yet to post the story that got me involved, but even so, I’ll be forever grateful for the Creative Non-Fiction  Writing assignment that got Kid’s attention and led me to where I am today – sitting on my couch with Desperate Housewives on in the background, writing the “Happy Birthday to The Digital Scene” post.

This birthday is kind of a big deal. Turning one was nice and all, but it just meant that we’d survived. Turning two means that we’ve actually established ourselves. We’re not questioning whether or not we’re going to make it, if we’re going to reach people, if we’re going to turn into what we want to be. We’re sure, now that we’re two. We’re getting places and doing things (big, amazing, awesome things that are soon to come) and making The Digital Scene something to follow.  In one year from yesterday, we’re going to have even more to brag about, and I know that I, for one, am damn excited about that.

So keep reading, keep writing, keep watching. Big, exciting things are coming… as soon as we recover from our serious birthday celebrations.

Happy Birthday to us, The Digital Scene. Here’s wishing for another year of snark, sarcasm, wit, and brilliant writing.

10.21.09

87_Health Care, Insurance, Obama, Oh My!

Posted in Static at 9:22 pm by sexretarylady

Health care. Insurance. Obama. Three things I am always terrified to talk about. For one thing, I am not well-versed in politics and the great entity that seems to be Obama, nor do I know much of anything about health care. What I do know, however, is that the health care and insurance systems are really, really fucked up.

I won’t be able to eloquently paraphrase the content of this news clip, so your homework is to watch it, read about it, and tell us what, if anything,  is wrong with this picture.

I may not know insurance, but I do know crazy-talk.

UPDATE: Said insurance company has apparently reviewed the aforementioned case and has changed their tune

10.19.09

86_Mixtape Mondays: Body Mod Music

Posted in SoundByte tagged , , , , at 11:02 pm by kidbrother

_Of course there are things that we as people do to make ourselves feel better. Since I am not a girl and since I don’t care too much about my hair until it gets too tangled, my run-out-and-do-it type of feel good activity is not the hair dye/trim or the mani/pedi, but the full on body mod. Piercings lately, since I can’t afford tattoos.

_And since today was a failure of a morning, I decided to lighten it up by getting my ears expanded from a 10 gauge to a 6 gauge. Word to the wise: it hurts.

_Now I am a firm believer that anything like that should have its own ritual and its own procedures. Specifically, it should have its own play list. I know you know what I’m talking about, because we all have them. There’s the getting-ready-for-tonight play list, the power-hour play list, the in-the-car-on-the-way-out play list. You know the drill.

_So this is my Body Mod play list:
_ Pre Body Mod:
_ _ Eyes Set to Kill – “Reach”
_ _ Eyes Set to Kill – “Violent Kiss”
_ _ Placebo – “Pure Morning”
_ _ Cursive – “Shallow Means, Deep Ends”
_ Post Body Mod:
_ _ Deathcab for Cutie – “We Looked Like Giants”
_ _ Placebo – “Without You I’m Nothing” (Repeat at least seven times)

_Sure it’s short, but it doesn’t take long to get from my house to the Baltimore Tattoo Museum. If I go to get any ink done at a place further away, I will have to expand that play list.

_So that’s my Body Mod play list. What are your play lists or your songs? You know you have them, and you know we’d love to see them. What do you listen to to accompany your quirks?

_Keep listening, and we’ll see you next week.

- Kid

10.18.09

85_TxtFile: Writers, the New Rockstars

Posted in TxtFile tagged , , , , , , at 10:14 pm by kidbrother

_It’s a dream of all serious writers to be, in some ways, famous. It’s a nice level of fame, because people tend to know your name, but not your face, so you can still go out to your favorite restaurants without being swamped. Still, there’s a hankering in a lot of us to attain the same level of panties-being-thrown-on-stage fame as rockstars.

_So when my brother, Lee Future of Literature Is Not Deadheaded out to the Left Coast for San Fransisco’s Lit Quake, I did not know that I would end up as an accomplice to the idea that writers can be as cool as rockstars.

_It started around 2:30 in the morning when Lee called me. I was still awake, even though I had to work at 7:15 AM, and I was very confused as to why my brother was on the other end. It turns out that he was out in a bar in San Francisco getting drunk with none other than Craig Cleveneger, author of The Contortionist’s Handbook and Dermaphoria. I was instantly jealous. Which is why I probably hung up on my brother, but honestly, I wanted to be out at cool bars in sunny San Fransisco drinking with my favorite underground(ish) authors. How rockstar is that? And I know they’re weren’t sitting around some stuffy parlor talking droll about literature. Why? Because Lee told me the next day (when I attempted to call him while he was destroyed hungover to make up for calling me at 2:30 in the morning) that they were talking about kittens and bacon.

_Yes, Craig Clevenger loves kittens. He also loves bacon. At some point during the night that he and my brother got drunk together, and after an undisclosed amount of alcohol, he was reported saying that the best thing in the world would be a bacon-wrapped kitten. Not necessarily to eat, but just to have.

_So, if any of you out there are going to do as I’m doing and start hording facts about Craig Clevenger the same way that teenage girls horde facts about the Jonas brothers, start with these two intense loves of his:
_ _ Kittens
_ _ Bacon
And work from there.

- Kid

10.12.09

84_Mixtape Mondays: Fact

Posted in SoundByte tagged , , , , at 11:25 pm by kidbrother

_Last night we went to see Senses Fail and A Skylit Drive rock the Recher in Towson. Of course both bands put on a great show, even if Senses Fail is starting to sound a little dated.

_But last night reminded us of one of the greatest joys of concert-going: the out of nowhere amazing opening band. The band we saw last night that blew us away was Japan’s Fact. There were two things that made Fact a great band. First, their music is really good. Second, they were incredibly fun. One of the usual downfalls of an opening band is they try and get the crowd worked up when no one really cares about them. But Fact was so much fun that the crowd couldn’t help but get excited. Of course, that might have been due to their accents, but hey, whatever works.

Fact
Fact:
www.myspace.com/factjapan

_Keep listening, and we’ll see you next week.

- Kid

10.11.09

83_TxtFile: A Writer’s Ability

Posted in TxtFile tagged , , at 10:56 pm by kidbrother

_Last Sunday, in a fit of brilliance (sponsored by Bitburger), while talking to a patron at one of our favorite bars, this quote came out: “It’s not that most books are too long, it’s just that most books exceed the ability of their authors.”

_Brilliant! It sounds smart! And we didn’t even need to practice!

_But do you agree? Do you think that most writers aren’t bad writers, but that they simply don’t know how to be concise? However, the short story form of writing is also one of the most difficult to master, so inspiring writers to write smaller pieces might be a bad idea, since very few people are good at writing that short stories. Such a dilemma! Either we write long and it turns out over-extended, or we write short and it turns out shitty.

_Anyone have a solution to this problem? And maybe more brilliant, beer-inspired quotes?

- Kid

10.07.09

82_Fortune Telling

Posted in Static at 10:44 pm by sexretarylady

The “Boyfriend” (I use the term loosely) is in town this week on official film business and I spent this past weekend with him, meeting all sorts of official film people and helping him out with a pitch he made this afternoon (fingers crossed please!). Last night, before he drove me home, we went to dinner with his colleagues, Jim and Dave, to a pub outside of Silver Spring called Victoria’s Gastro Pub.  In a series of unfortunate events, “Boyfriend” left early to run to meet another colleague, leaving Jim and Dave, ages 34 and 51 (respectively), brilliant director and filmmaker (respectively), to dine alone with me – a 21 year old college senior with no other job experience aside from working as a salesperson at Marshall’s department store.

In the interest of making a good impression on these two (as well as trying to stave off the awkwardness that I expected to come at any moment), I started talking about school and my major and my interest in film and communications.

“What is your official major, if you don’t mind me asking?” Dave asked, taking a sip of wine.

“I’m a double major in English and Communications, with a focus in popular culture theory,” I answered, trying to sound older than my juvenile 21 years.

Dave smiled broadly. “That’s what my wife studied in college!” he exclaimed.

I was excited. Was a possible contact going to be made? Would I be inspired by this fellow Communications major? I asked what she did for a living now.

“Oh, she actually abandoned her major after college. She’s an ordained pastor for the Seventh Day Adventist Church,” he smiled, lifting his glass of wine.

I smiled and nodded, trying to be polite, while inside I started panicking. The Seventh Day Adventist Church?! That was going to be my future? Problem.

It got me thinking about our economy (as we are all thinking about) and the job market and graduation and careers and success. From what I hear and read and have a general understanding of, we writers are slowly sinking into the “we’re fucked” mindset. Our English majors don’t guarantee that we’ll end up writing for a living. My Communications major doesn’t guarantee that I’ll be able to do anything (even remotely successful) in the media world.

In the hope that they’ll be flattered by my mention of them, look at NG or Kid himself, or any of the other wonderful writers we’re all friends with. Bartending is their means of income… and while alcohol is an integral part of the writing process, it isn’t necessarily how they expected to make their living. Even those of you out there who aren’t writers, or are finding other lucrative ways to support yourselves, can understand the panic when you watch the news (or hear first hand) that brilliant MIT graduates and Harvard graduates are flipping burgers and cleaning motels to make ends meet in this crap economy we’re still mucking around in.

Here at the Scene, we’re all about pursuing music and film and literature and finding connections through those, through our passions for those. So what can I say about our potential futures as burger flippers or room service attendants or online-ordained pastors? I’ll let the “Boyfriend” take credit for this tried and true catch phrase: ” Do what you gotta do, to get where  and what you want to get.”

Moral of the story? Flip those burgers, scrub those toilets, fill those glass tumblers, pray for those parishioners and hold out hope with me – that, someday, we’ll all be living off of our passions, and that Obama will make that happen a lot sooner.

10.06.09

81_Grundlehammer: The Video is Coming

Posted in Static tagged , , at 10:07 pm by kidbrother

_In case you didn’t see, our Mixtape Monday post received this comment: “Hi. The show was videotaped. It’ll take a bit of editing, but will be available at some point! Thanks for the shout out! We’ll keep everyone posted on our website. – Bonnie”

_Well huzzah to that! Be sure to check back at the Baltimore Rock Opera Society’s website for the video, and we will make sure to put the link up when it’s ready.

_Excited? I know I am.

- Kid

10.05.09

80_Mixtape Mondays: Grundlehammer

Posted in SoundByte tagged , , at 11:31 pm by kidbrother

_This past weekend, the Baltimore Rock Opera Society put on their first production: Grundlehammer. Set in a medieval kingdom, Grundlehammer is an all original rock opera about the power of heavy metal to rule the world. What makes it different from most rock operas is that this one was written for the stage, not for CD.

_The best thing about Grundlehammer is that the production was entirely a DIY, Baltimore effort. No big names, no fancy theaters, just a lot of people who really wanted to put on a show.

_Too bad we missed it. So, if anyone knows where we can find a video of the performance, let us know so we can share it. Because we’ve heard the music and we’ve seen the pictures and we’re really excited to see the whole thing together and we’re really sad that no one told us about it until tickets were sold out. So until the BROS puts on their next production, we have to be content with hunting down Grundlehammer videos. Which, if we find, we will certainly post if we can.

_Keep listening, and we’ll see you next week.

- Kid

10.04.09

79_TxtFile: In Memorium: Philip K. Dick

Posted in TxtFile tagged , , , at 10:20 pm by kidbrother

_This week on TxtFile, having just finished his book Time Out of Joint, we’d like to call attention to one of our favorite authors: Philip K. Dick. Although he died almost thirty years ago, he remains one of our favorites for a few reasons.

_First, he was able to turn the genre of science fiction into something more than mediocre-at-best genre fiction. He took science fiction ideas and turned them into studies of religion, philosophy and the human condition. He was not content to use science fiction to escape, but used it to explain.

_Second, and we love him for this, there is no telling what will happen when you pick up his books. You can start off reading a book of his about a clear-cut situation and by the end you’re traveling across planets in search of greater truth and religious insight. There are some authors that after the first chapter or two, you know exactly where the book is headed. That is not so with P.K.D.

_For those two major reasons, his control over his subject matter and his ability to twist a premise into something you could never have imagined makes him one of our favorite authors of all time. So read up, because he was prolific, and enjoy.

- Kid