05.23.08

33_Midnight in The Garden of Tossed out Beer Cans

Posted in Static tagged , at 3:04 pm by kidbrother

_I have to wonder if something like a haunted swamp has any veracity outside of Louisiana. I also have to wonder why Abby can never think of anything to do in Sussex County Delaware, even though that’s where she lives. All of her ideas involve heavy drinking and or pills. The only difference, idea to idea, is where that low-level law breaking takes place. Read the rest of this entry »

32_TxtFile: Flying Wingman, Season I, episode 8

Posted in TxtFile tagged , , at 10:59 am by kidbrother

_Here it is, the Season Finale to Season 1. If you haven’t signed up for the new season, you’d better, because I’m not serializing it until next year.

Episode 8: Here’s to you, Love

Part I: Why Weddings and Funerals Both Happen in Churches

A best man is the ultimate wingman. The basic job is the same: you help your buddy have fun and you make sure he gets the girl he wants in the end. It all centers on two missions: providing a great bachelor party and dragging the groom from bed to chapel, on time and furnished with the appropriate ring. Read the rest of this entry »

05.21.08

31_TxtFile: Flying Wingman, Season I, episode 7

Posted in TxtFile tagged , , at 7:08 pm by kidbrother

_Well, I’ve kept you on the edge of your seats long enough. Excited for the new season? I know I am.

Episode 7: I Drink Too Much and Don’t Believe In Much of Anything

Regret and disappointment hang overhead like a blanket of gray cloud. Tiny raindrops of guilt fleck the runway. The rain is not enough to water the plants, just enough to ground the airplanes. Read the rest of this entry »

05.02.08

30_TxtFile: Flying Wingman: Season I, episode 6

Posted in TxtFile tagged , , at 4:28 pm by kidbrother

_WAIT.  Where did Episode 5 go?  I know, you’re probably freaking out.  Fact is, Lee decided that Episode 5 is something he’s going to hold onto.  It’s gonna show up later, don’t you worry.  For now, enjoy Episode 6.

Episode 6: Katie’s Revenge

Outside my car window traffic inches into the glare of the setting sun. I don’t like talking on my phone while driving, but this is barely driving and Katie rarely calls.

“I told Dan,” she says. Read the rest of this entry »